2021 January 16
Ever since his offspring started to walk, Cham-P has craved my presence. His demands for my time are very vague, so there is not much within my otherwise supreme power I can do to help. In other news, a larger brood means a need for more resources. I have thus allied myself with an empire larger than my own.
2021 January 13
For once in my mortal life, I find myself at a loss for words. Sometimes I wonder if my content bores you fiends. That being said, I must start planning for adoptions and separate fiefs.
2021 January 07
Good morrow. All is going well in the Empire except with my email server of choice. If any of you have made inquiries on our litter, then I have not yet seen them, and I shall get back to you as soon as I am able.
2021 January 04
Good news, everyone! Cham-P and Him-E's brood is growing up healthy, and will likely be as powerful as their parents. Some of them have even opened their eyes and ears today. Not-so-good news: Cham-P is hardly involved in their growth. I know it's to be expected from Syrian hamsters, but it displeases me nonetheless.
2021 January 01
Good day, fiends. If you need comfort coming into 2021, I have a soup recipe for you. Here's to another lousy year.