Greetings, mortal. I see you have crossed into my domain. I welcome you, and shall grant you respite here.

This website is visible to those of every level of astral vision. First and foremost, it serves to keep my records and research on Syrian hamsters. The breeding journal updates about once every three days. However, you might also find some of my personal journaling and recipes. The possessor of the All-Seeing Eye may even spy a secret or two.

Now go forth, fiend. May my supreme knowledge lead you closer to your enlightenment.