Resources

Hamster Management, Husbandry, and Colony Health: This is one chapter in a book about the use and handling of rodents and rabbits in a laboratory setting. It documents optimal management of captive Syrian hamsters, but the dry writing may deter the faint of spirit. Here is a direct PDF download.
Erin's Hamster Shopping List: Erin lists everything one would need in order to begin caring for a hamster. I never would have guessed they favor toilet paper as bedding. (I buy whatever's cheapest.)
Hamster Central: My preferred hamster-focused forum. Username: gundham
Hamster Hideout: A hamster resource website based in Singapore. Comprehensive but difficult to navigate.

Hamster Dance: A mirror of Deidre LaCarte's famous website. The one that started it all.
3D Pipes: A simulation of the eponymous Windows screensaver. I would make this my site background if I could.
Sci-Hub: This web tool allows researchers to access otherwise forbidden knowledge. It has made my quest for earthly understanding more bearable.
BeFunky: The photo editor I use for simple tasks like cropping and resizing.
The Satanic Temple: A religion based in science and compassion. I am not officially a member of the Temple, but I do agree with its teachings.
A Visitor’s Guide to Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell: Unholy truths are are now more accessible than ever, thanks in part to this article by Matt Stagg.
Carl Griffith's 1847 Oregon Trail Sourdough: I ordered an envelope of sourdough starter from here, for only the cost of stamps. I have yet to make anything with it.

CARAVAN (NSFW): In which two men go through hell attempting to find each other. I had minor problems with the show's pacing, but I appreciated the candid and respectful portrayal of its subject matter.
Brimstone Valley Mall (NSFW): In which members of a demonic band deal with the events leading up to their most important gig. While the show has excellent humor overall, I found the in-universe mall announcements especially biting.

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